All the roads lead back to the loneliness I've felt ever since I was a child.

Me logging into work Monday. Only to find out hours later that we’d been sold and I’ll probably be employed by March

langdon thinking the guy ate 351 hot dogs, bro look at my doctor. im gonna die.

been feeling like shrek with his ears down lately

I reconnect with people easily even after years of not talking because no friendship of mine is truly severed unless otherwise stated and there will always be a place in my life for everyone I once met

The Georgia Department of Transportation is at fault, and they will be doing MORE

It’s also so wild the way they don’t even mention her????

Happy International Women's Day 💜

Yesterday my daughter found a spider in our house and named it Jeff and couldn’t understand why she hadn’t seen Jeff before and I’m going to read this to her. “Well we were home at 10AM for the first time all week and Jeff wasn’t prepared for that.”

Introducing the Bus Bus Stop 🚏 You can just do things.

Chuck E. Cheese was recorded on camera kicking a kid

yo lmao do NOT do this wtf

hot take: friendship requires the same intentionality we give to (early) dating > go to their party even when you're tired > stop cancelling last minute > host at your place > drive your friends to the airport > support the wins & losses it's worth every ounce of effort

I can’t believe what I just received

your grandmother from Italy does not know what a Kraft single is

nothing makes me happier than taylor consistently rejecting the idea that feeling and expressing your emotions passionately is embarrassing. she's a breath of fresh air in an epidemic of nonchalance

tayemo mention from her own mouth in the year of 2026 is crazy

I have all 4 signed tloasg CDs and I’m realizing I don’t really need all of them 😫 what’s the best way to try and sell them? I feel like eBay is just flooded with resellers