My laundry hamper is full again

i know i smell good but i like it when u tell me

“Get some whimsy in your life” 😂😂😂😂

When woman cannot drive well I get turned off immediately

My apartment complex is putting down epsom salt 😂😂

Snowed in 😩

The greatest two step verification of all time 🤣

Love bombed like 1945 Nagasaki

Did my 2 miles and as soon as I got up from changing my shoes, my knee started hollering at me

u cant keep a real nigga down fr

Blankman is an absolute nonsense, hilariously goofy movie. I love it.

When customer service workers are really sweet to me, It’s because they really like me. Not because it’s their job.

This shit got me hollering in my living room 😂😂

I have so much shit to get done. So naturally, I’m not going to do any of it.

I have to get Thor some summer clothes

When you suddenly find yourself manipulating 3 females ghosting 4 of them and leading 2 on, which is weird because there was once a lover boy that would do anything for 1 female

No one can convince me otherwise that white woman are not the scum of the earth

do more of what gives you peace! 🤍

When you give her head first time and her 🐱 PH is well balanced 🌚

me realizing i am handling a situation better than my old self would have.