Pretty much I would let Gemma know that she is fat c*nt. And um the shoes that she gave me were NOT something that I would particularly buy for myself. They were OLD MAIDEN type of shoes. And she said those shoes were meant to be worn on a beautiful woman. So if that's the case

One of THE funniest lines in a rap song ever is "Make that bitch stand outside forever like the statue of liberty" gets me every time

Really wish everyone would just stop fucking emailing me

'There Are a Lot of Creeps Out There,' Says Creep Out There: ow.ly/T93750OTgYL

Not me asking my Finnish colleagues if they're aware of the song "Jizz in my Pants"

How come bitches always have the nicest husbands?? asking for myself, my husband is so nice it’s insane

finished a book but goodreads is down

Why is the dentists office always playing Colbie Callait

good morning you junkie whores

my artist statement:

this is why i SHANT join threads

Re: the discourse hunter harris

BRO…WHITE PEOPLE WILL *GET DOWN* TO SOME BLINK 182

Why am I so obsessed with Cillian Murphy's 5'7" ass???

Getting mic’d up ted talk style to explain trisha paytas to my boyfriend

U say something funny and guys r like hmm.. it would be so funny if someone said that

Coming out of X retirement to shamelessly plug my new substack, launching on Jan 3. It's about books, reading, and everything literary. Would be honored if you'd subscribe. pointofdeparture.substack.com/?utm_source=na…

This did NOT age well!!!!!!!!!!!!

New newsletter drop– would love if you'd read, share & subscribe. kk love you!!!!!! open.substack.com/pub/pointofdep…

Report: 78% Of Americans Too Distracted By Politics To Appreciate The Summer Glen Powell Is Having theonion.com/report-78-of-a…