Jets fans: "Thank god we finally have a franchise QB, Super Bowl here we come!" God:

Zach Wilson superstardom story arc begins today calling it now

Xavier Gibson just barely made the Jets roster a few days ago and today he’s the hero. I love football.

God dammit I hope hard knocks kept filming after training camp

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I have half of the roman empire tattooed on me lol

Yeah a Chastity ring

Oh my god wtf is this

Not sure how I feel about having to wait until 1 pm to watch football games this weekend

RIP to 15$ bleacher tix to dodger games

Today was a top 3 twitter day of all time. My Timehop will remind me every year now of the day of the twitter pop tart mascot and I’ll shed a tear of happiness

(Currently on the east coast) This football game isn’t going to end until like 1 or later in the morning. What the fuck??? Why do they do this?? It’s a Monday

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

I would run through a fucking wall for Dan Campbell

crossposting from Facebook, please retweet very serious and scary situation, any additional eyes on this post and information could help

1:24 in to this is an almost exact ideology I’ve had since I was a depressed 14 year old. Absolutely fucking true statement right here. changed my life honestly. Hype👏🏻Up👏🏻Your👏🏻Friends👏🏻. We all need it from time to time

Thank god I watched the Jason Kelce documentary after the eagles season was over because it had me real fuckin close to saying “fuck am I an eagles fan now?”

“And that, kids, is how I met your mother”

Jeter - Brady - Mahomes. 🫡

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