funny how there aren’t any lighthouses in the middle…… #thinking #biden

"An American teenager has been in Israeli detention for six months, with no trial, no direct contact with his family, and little support from the US government." open.substack.com/pub/zeteo/p/a-…

Baby Ralph at attention

Llama pillow 🥲

God-tier week for our beloved mayor

Nothing brings the neighborhood together like everyone hearing a car crash and coming outside to check it out (no one was hurt)

Smoking crack maybe

The concept of door dashing a dozen pavers

the humble snail

It’s not an accident, it’s policy.

(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…

#NewProfilePic

Now we are fucking talking

The point of Parasite is that most people think like this, so most people see the movie this way. It pushes you to make the connection yourself: respectable behavior is a luxury & criminal behavior is a result of the rich leeching that luxury away from the poor…like…like a…

I can’t in good conscience continue to work for Reuters given their betrayal of journalists in Gaza and culpability in the assassination of 245 our colleagues.

me when i get married