Parlays all locked in. Current mood:

When she starts posting full body pics again and removes all their posts together

I’ve been watching Barkley’s reverse hurdle on a loop since 5pm yesterday

Dealing with the slightest bit of traffic: “don’t these people have jobs?”

My alarm clock is Dan Hurley beating the shit out of me

Telling my girlfriends parents that I have another girlfriend and her parents are way more chill

Skattebo (probably)

The cameraman to Kirk cousins every time Penix throws a great pass

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

😂😂😂

if u gon break up with me please wait til i get off work

Paddy is a bad bad dude

white people be like i have to pick up my dog’s Invisilign

american pope, white boi summer rages on

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

Sir there’s a second Mendoza

Leaving the DMV with no ID because I forgot to bring my umbilical cord & the Declaration of Independence.

Maybe she's skiing with him in Aspen as friends