I'm a registered Democrat in Texas. After seeing several other posts, I checked my registration. I'm "suspended." It says I can still vote if I update my information (it's already correct) but this has never happened in my 20 years of voting in Texas. Check your registration.

You think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain and having to start the journey over. No. It crawled up the spout again. Lock in.

FFFFLLLEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX

Glad I made it to see Deadpool and Wolverine this weekend, bc yall running out

never reposted anything so fast

when everybody sees you waIk in and they say “oh thank god you’re here”

EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THIS

realest tweet ever.

I needed this real bad 10 years ago. Still could use a reminder today

I know a sign when I see one

I always gotta consult with the realest person I know 🤞🏽

A reality show where boomers apply for jobs using all their own outdated advice and compete to see who lasts longer before breaking down completely…

Who ever took this pic put them in the HALL OF FAME

Sometimes I stay calm in situations where I actually need to move as mad as they have if not madder

“YEAH GLO!”

Ju City Cowboys at Lake Hico park. July 6, 2025 Photographed by Me