On dating apps people ask me what kind of comedy I do and I’ve been single long enough for the answer to go from “Christian” to “Political”

Do you guys think Trump and Vance speak to each other

People think public schools indoctrinate kids but I remember taking “home economics” and learning how to bake brownies so keep your criticisms to yourself

Gonna go on a date and reply to everything with “just whatever makes the most sense” as a test

No Christian man wants a wife who: Has career goals Doesn't want children Is loud and outspoken Won't submit to his leadership Can't keep a well-ordered home

Whoever was a YWAMer, this is for you. 🫶🏼

I am jealous she gets to go to dinner with her girlfriends and proclaim “I’m dating an alligator tour guide”

Happy Friday! Episode 3 is now live on YouTube 🎉 I hope you find this conversation to be affirming and helpful along your road of self-discovery 🫶🏼 Shoutout to Kristina Hart for being such a phenomenal guest!

Full episode here: youtu.be/XTEJXnHoG94?si…

Trump being a con artist? I for one am shocked. Nothing in his past could have warned about this. He has always been a reliable and truth telling Christian who resembles the very best of Jesus. He has always been a Republican too. I think. Right? Or, wait—

I had a running list of friends who I prayed for husbands for - anyways the list is covered but it’s just me left so God has quite a sense of humor

What’s wild is I may actually despise JD Vance more than I do Donald Trump and that means maaaany women also do which then means, he will be the reason Trump loses this election. Congrats, man!

Single woman: *exists* JD Vance:

It’s almost Travis and Taylor season, I don’t want to hear nothing from nobody. Let me enjoy my parasocial relationship in peace

There’s this evangelical psychology that subconsciously pressures you to find your “calling” or “purpose” - & it has to be this massive world changing thing. My therapist just told me “not everything has to lead to something bigger” and that cured that. Living is simply enough.

It is not enough to send thoughts and prayers to grieving families who deserve to have their children go to school and come home alive. There needs to be action. If you need this in Christian terminology, faith without works is dead. Vote to save lives. #gunreformnow

Alright folks I need your help! I have a family member in need of a new car and told them I would help. Help us out and buy a shirt! Also a great holiday gift (crazy it’s almost that time) <3 bonfire.com/store/kristina…

I have plans this afternoon and I told them I need to be home by 8pm to see Taylor at Travis’s game - the second the words came out of my mouth I realized the low point I’ve succumbed to

Happy Tayvis season to all! *hides*

Sabrina carpenters “slim pickins” is our generation’s dating anthem