Looks like he’s just scored a last minute winner infront of an away end full of Atheists

Mason Greenwood AND Neale Maupay. Marseille starting to assemble the biggest group of knobheads since the passengers on that Con Air flight

Saturday on Snowdon #LoveWalking

Declan Rice is trending?

Just in case anyone had forgot. Enjoy once again

‘We asked you to name a country Victor Osimhen should never have moved to’

Me and a mate are doing a Carpenters course We’ve only just begun

Preferred Cornershop’s first song

Shameless retweet seeing as he’s trending

‘Okily Dokily, you require double diddly top, neighbourino’

Had my own turin shroud moment this morning

Apologise to London and blame that 7th tequila

Must be Fresian

‘Did you see the Bayern Munich score?’ Nine ‘They scored n…wait a minute is this just a shit joke format?’

‘I grew up in a working class family but I became middle class when I said ‘pie-aya’ instead of ‘pie-ella’ once

Email from FACT to say they’re showing Escape to Victory with a live score. Everyone knows it finishes 4-4. Pointless. Delete email.

Most underrated goal of the 1990 World Cup. #RIP

Well at least that’s not fucking terrifying

RobYourSon Crusoe