Having a 269-269 tie is like kissing your sister on her vagina while she sucks your cock.

They're probably gonna write a book about this election.

They're so dumb I'm now calling them Poles.

Can't believe @TheRealBadBart was resurrected for this bullshit.

Hillary's gotta get tonight's vote. Can't go down 0-2 in such a short series.

#LockHimUp x.com/AP/status/7965…

Something tells me Hillary Clinton will be licking a different kind of wound in prison.

Donald Trump has literally no chance at a second term. None. So don't worry. Heck plan a vacation for early November 2020!

I'm not gonna lie, I would've love to have been a fly on the wall as Trump was giving it to Ivanka early this a.m. Such passion probably.

As a Vet I wish I could thank each & every one of you personally for the kind words, but unfortunately I have to go rub a dog's anal glands.

Those lime accents in Mexico's kit really bringing out the best in Corona.

@TheRealBadBart you fucked the husband didn't you

Bobby wood is the only thing that makes Queen Elizabeth's heart keep beating.

Been offline for awhile but holy shit did Cl***on really lose???

@Deaderspin tod grumbo hahaha

Raining interceptions so hard it could fill up rivers!!1!

@Deaderspin serious, yes...

Shades of Marino! (Roethlisberger immediately cheats on his wife)

What idiot called it a unisex bathroom and not a Lesley Stahl?!

@BevrajofChoice 69?