Brilliant!

And now…story time with Donald Trump.

As someone who’s a US veteran but half British, I’ve got some shit to say. During my 10 years in the Navy and Army I’ve spent a lot of time working close with NATO operatives from all over Europe. The British soldiers used to always make fun of me because I had a US flag on my

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Her late Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of the British Royal Family served more time in the military than the entirety of the Trump family bloodline combined

OMG who did this.

Do You Remember America Before Trump? NEW VIDEO! WATCH! TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK. Let's get this to 1 million views fast. Please retweet and quote tweet.

This is a Boeing 747 at cruise speed… filmed from another plane 🤯✈️ Your brain refuses to believe how fast this actually is.

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Welp. That just about sums it all up.

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, denies it fucks ducklings, is mentioned 5000 times in secret documents about fucking duckling, is best friends with other duckling fuckers & holds a competition to find the prettiest ducklings to fuck, it's Donald Duckling Fucker. 🐤🦆

Who is the genius who made this….

LMAO! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I got a call from a scammer yesterday. Me: “Hello.” Scammer: (thick, heavy accent) “Hello. This is Tom Smith from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity coming from your device.” Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?” Scammer: “Oh yes, Madam. We have many

Lyin’ and Spinnin’: My Apocalyptic Valentine 😬💘 #NewVideo #parody

Watters: I was walking on my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist! Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.

Disturbing

Putin's got Trump eating out of his hand! 🐷

This is brilliant!👇