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Beach-Ed Tales

@ed_tales

Cat dad to Hawthorne. Used to write about gay politics and media.

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If youโ€™re in a public restroom, and all the urinals are taken so you go to a stall, do you latch the door to piss, or leave it open (same privacy as a urinal)? A guy at work leaves it open and it skeeves me out.

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When you already told your trick you donโ€™t feel well, turned on overhead lights, and heโ€™s still there, so youโ€™re hiding in the too-hot bathroom, which isnโ€™t helping how you feel. #gayboyproblems