In case y'all didn't hear me yesterday, I said OPTIMUS PRIME'S TITTIES ARE MADE OF GLASS. Do you know what this means? It means if you had to titty fuck him, you'd need either windex or windshield wiper fluid as a lubricant. Why isn't the media talking about this?

Nobody: Not A Single Soul: Black kids' t-shirts in the 90s:

Nobody: Not a single soul: T.D. Jakes showing up to a party at Diddy's house:

I really hate to be a conspiracy theorist, but it's really sketchy that Facebook/Instagram both have a huge outage just happening to land on Super Tuesday.

Imagine your sister being a rude enough bitch to wear white on your wedding day.

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WHICH ONE OF YALL MADE THIS SHIT!?!?

This presidential election feels like my choices are between the Uvalde school shooter and the cops that failed to stop him before he killed a bunch of people.

Has anyone ever thought to call John Cena "Gym Varney"? #ErnestPWorrell #JohnCena

There is no Fox Marvel Universe or MCU without Blade first creating a market. He’s Marvel Daddy. Please retweet for a Logan-like send off. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

My takeaway from both 2016 and 2024 is that the United States of America simply isn't ready for a vice president named Tim.

I enjoy being lightly choked during sex

I enjoy being lightly choked during sex.

Ay yo ye is this true?

#CharlieKirk

New footage from the #CharlieKirk shooting

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