Cheers to getting locked out for thinking too hard 🥂... A big takeaway from work today is that motorcycles are NOT considered bicycles. I definitely thought it was like the square and rectangle thing, WRONG.

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As someone rooted in physical media, I don't think I'll ever get NFTs. #overit

If my dogs barked for two hours straight starting at 7am, I would have to get new dogs. Clearly these are broken.

No barking for over an hour... Maybe dogs do get tired of barking incessantly🙌.

Ending work at 2pm on Fridays is one of those things I never knew I needed in life 🙏

Is it weird if the pickled vegetables are one of my favorite things from Mamoun's Falafel?

Nailed it.

That feeling when you open your Polyvinyl Record Co. package over a year later and an Airhead falls out 😳.

Hinge, the dating app designed to be deleted... Because we give you terrible suggestions 🙄.

Sooo if the US is seizing Russian yachts and apartments, can I have one? 🤔

Someone definitely just drove by blasting "My Heart Will Go On" 🤣🤣

Watching Master Chef Junior just makes me feel inadequate... Why does this girl know how to break down, cook, and flavor eel at 10?? 😒

What do you do when moby XⓋX photobombs your shots of Boy Harsher all night? Nothing.

Pro-tip: If corporate won't tell you who's in charge because they wronged you, just look it up on LinkedIn 🤣

Every time I order SEC they get appalled at no salt/pepper/ketchup. I want to say "Bro let me taste that sausage." #thatswhatshesaid

Low-key when I sign emails "Best, Lauren" I feel like I just cheered myself on a lil bit 🎉

Waiting to get a sausage, egg and cheese on a bagel for breakfast is torture. Only 8.5 more hours to go 😒. #FirstWorldProblems

Definitely tweeted about a bagel sandwich in 3 of my last 4 tweets...

New mini blinds is the joy I never knew I needed in life 🥹🥹🥹🥹 so frictionless 😍🙌