Oh I eight with this one

If summit were still running Smash would be up there too

Bro I still can’t believe this hit 240k likes. I see the viral posts now and see ~150k and that’s top of the charts. I really won Twitter for a day.

I went to bed feeling sad and useless Until I woke up and realized I was OG Kid

My DD is annoying the fuck outta me They’re driving me to drink

🦅🦅 GO BIRDS 🦅🦅 hbox always wins when Trump is president

HAT GIVEAWAY! MELEE NATIONAL PARK HATS 3 WINNERS RT & FOLLOW Winners will be chosen Monday.

British people are so weird man just call it a train

Zain TheScorpionSting BLJ Drizzy

Monetizing Twitter accounts was the worst decision musk made for this app. I swear 90% of posts are just engagement farms and reposted viral tweets from ghost accounts trying to make a buck. Replies are all bots doing the same. Shit sucks.

*Falcon player sending an email* “I’ll CC you”

Accidentally saying “thank you” at Chic-Fil-A feels like failing a quicktime event

I thought this Tweet was about Dune

It’s hot choccing to you that I’m steaming some Swiss Miss

If I had a nickel for every time a smash player was on Survivor I’d have two nickels

Describing something boring to an American: Imagine a nothing burger

A horse walked into my bar But I couldn’t make its drink