Agent Jake Lmao. This business of comparing citizens of different countries to those of the same country. Comes up every time.

I feel personally insulted when someone parrots about Tinubu and his focking reforms sha... Cos you're assuming I am a fool and I don't like that. My power bill per month costs higher than my rent, meanwhile, Tinubu's convoy has not reduced by 1 vehicle, and you talk and reforms

Again. Our constitution allows for free movement and residence anywhere in the country. You people will keep referring to folks from other tribes as though they are from another country while trying to make points.

Read: Bring back *one-sided* yearning… Fellas Remember, the yearning is solely your job🧏🏾‍♂️

“bring back yearning” - the most nonchalant babe, that’s hoping you mumu yourself into love, while she stays sane 😅

as usual

The Nigerian customs core KPI being revenue generation is hilarious & sad tbh , your job is to facilitate international trade & ensure border security man

First Lady with no known source of income is “donating” billions of naira. No WAHALA. The actual agencies in charge of evacuation, welfare etc, nowhere to be found due to “underfunding”, graft and anyhowness. Are you people seeing it like I’m seeing it or am I mad?

Bro! So many things are happening at the same time it's impossible to sustain attention to any one thing.

Customs officers have traditionally overvalued imports as a way of forcing importers to bribe them rather than pay the govt. I exposed this in an undercover investigation in 2015: thecable.ng/undercover-inv…

The problem with “cyberbullying” is that it has no defined meaning. I can go through your TL right now and pick 15 tweets that could be construed as cyberbullying. Cyberbullying is anything you say on the internet that someone with money and power does not like.

Before Master Strategist came on board, I used to take my clothes to the laundry and will literally be begging them to wash my clothes. 1 week is the minimum wait unless you are doing express. Now, when I take my clothes to them in them morning, evening them don call me, “sir

Sigh

Shocker: He didn't raise kleptocratic grifters and cankerworms. People like former journalist Dele Alake has an over 1 decade gap in his resume, he's now minister of Minerals. These are the comps

lmfao man i wish more of you guys were this uncompromising in your honest (both kind and cruel) opinions

Obasanjo's administration laid a significant foundation in terms of regulatory framework. Kudos to the national assembly of that era. It's not a cake walk.

You do know that this is NOT supposed to happen abi? 🤣🤣🤣 You get called to serve, you do that and then go back to your business. It’s not a career. 😭 Imagine bragging with the definition of a broken system full of cronyism and godfatherism. Lord help us.

While the pilot's action remains condemned, the risk K1 took was too great for what should have ended as a missed flight. So, it is relevant pa! If that were a bigger jet, he could have been sucked into the engine, and all that would be left would be a fine-blended K1 smoothie.

Male loneliness epidemic is a myth and talking point by femcels to make them feel good about themselves. There ain’t lonely niggas out there.

oh na you, cia’s greatest field agent 😭