What do you call roast pork in disguise? Incarnitas! #badpun

@bryanhales what a wookie

Wife and kids join the darkside

They say you shouldn't take wooden nickels, but a wooden nickel is worth more than 5 cents at this point right? #deepthoughtsbyjackhandy

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#dgaf honey badger at the zoo

PA announcement from ticketing agent: "boarding group the next one"

At #phxmobi good grub, great presentations . Well done

at #desertcodecamp and <3 python and js? we should talk! come see me at the WebFilings booth while we still have pizza cutters

Christmas grammar fail

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Broccoli fighters @ IKEA instagram.com/p/i46Y5Kl3CN/

SNA to SJC. Tomorrow is gonna be awesome instagram.com/p/jFp4Kil3FK/

Watching that non local sports team. I'm rooting for the team with blue in their uniforms

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Sold the minivan!

@bryanhales Best Movie Quotes lol

@bryanhales kept the Prius, sold the minivan, ride to work.

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