The life of a packet in Kubernetes visualized

Signed Book GIVEAWAY! Sahn Lam and I will be giving away 10 signed copies of the SDI book (Volume 2). Shipping is on us. Yes, we do 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 shipping as long as USPS supports it. 𝐅𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞 & 𝐑𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 🤗.

When you're five or six issues/PRs deep in k8s/enhancements trying to find the active discussion.

PMs: "Let's add a voice feature to our robot vacuum to alert users if there's an error encountered!" Devs: "voice.output("Error 15");"

No one: Me: “My money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds”

Happy "I thought everything was deleted/turned off/disabled on this AWS account, but I'm still getting billed somehow" day!

Elastic 8.2 has arrived! This release enables you to build seamless search experiences, accelerate troubleshooting of cloud-native services, and enhance your security analysts’ investigative experience. Learn more → go.es.io/3y9xVOs

Happy world password day!

Integration of the #Elastic Common Schema in Otel Semantic Conventions is a highlight of the #OpenTelemetry 2022 roadmap! I'm proud to be part of this initiative. #KubeConEU

Best laugh I've had this week support.google.com/meet/answer/12…

"Intro to Elastic Cloud": elastic.co/videos/intro-e… nice job Alexander Reelsen David Pilato 🇺🇦🇪🇺🇫🇷 Aravind Putrevu 😀

Somebody on Reddit just described IRC as "Discord but for old people" and I think I need to lie down for awhile

Ummm received from Amazon in what was definitely a retail sale 👀

KC! Come to Tall Trellis next Tuesday for my first SecKC talk! Learn about what security automation looked like in 2023. Eric Beahan Lina alwaysnevermfa Some Malware Analyst Icona_p0p🥐 @ilovetr4nce

we wanted to make things better (more secure) but we took some Elastic github repos private in error including #elasticsearch and #kibana hold tight — we'll get this sorted out with GitHub 🤞 x.com/ElasticStatus/…