We hired Joe Biden as a greeter.

Available a Eatons.

We thought we made money in wholesaling too

Was actually a James Bond ad

Available at selected Eatons stores

Blue Jays 2024 AL East Championship hits now on clearance at Eatons.

Just Eatons security guards in action.

Still counting US Presidental votes at Eatons.

Eatons has offered Sean Fraser a job as part of the Cabinet shuffle.

Bring in your copy to any store and we will honour 1905 prices.

Only Eaton's stores in canada are operating.

Now only serving Canadian beer at all of our open food courts.

All employees at USA Hockey just got fired

All team canada apparel on sale today

War plans were accidentally released in our last Christmas catalog.

Eatons will pay all tariffs and pass on savings if purchases are made on the Eatons charge card.

Due to tariffs, we will report zero earnings this quarter.

In response to the ever ending heat wave, all in-stock air-conditioners are 85 percent off.

Eatons is fighting inflation like ots 1999. Honoring all 1999 prices for all back to school shopping. Come to an open store with a screen shot of this tweet on a Nokia flip phone to redeem.

Due to the escalator malfunction at the UN yesterday, we have removed all escalators from Eatons stores.