I Asked God What If I Was A Worm? And He Told Me My Child You Would Still Find A Way To Get It Out The Mud..

Ean We will be there no matter what

God's plan for me does not involve LinkedIn

Donkey is the holy fool. He's annoying, lacks self awareness, and is literally an ass. Unlike Shrek he's okay with being the outcast, being stupid in front of strangers, and he's proud of being a donkey. He's like Abraham in the Bible - unqualified to go on a journey but does it

happy lightning mcqueen day!

"I've always enjoyed dinner... and interacting..." don't we all

でっっっ

the idea of spending a lot of money on clothes is funny because they’re all damn near made of the exact same shit no matter what

I hope when I die the last thing I see is a Filipino nurse

"Counting or not counting gang violence?" What Charlie Kirk saw 1 second later: #DarkWoke #UtahGrimReaper

No one deserves to die, but a far right extremist who didn’t believe in empathy will not be seeing any from me. This man was racist, homophobic, transphobic, pro genocide, pro war, against the civil rights act, he celebrated the deaths of hundreds of innocent Palestinian women

I love losing followers over my beliefs, adios fuck nigga

Dating a "yayyyyy" girl is actually very good for the heart

how the cellulite and stretch marks look on your skin when youve accepted them

I wonder how Jaden Smith feels now that everyone is talking about the political and economic state of the world right now

“Pre-“ means before, and “post-“ means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Wha does the A mean

Yeah man whatever

They're gonna lobotomize me at work today