Hi All, I would like to thank Twitter 4 keeping my mom Voigt tweets on file and occupying my fever dream moods once a season. I like that about you. Ciao, Erica🧃

Love when work throws around a new acronym and you pretend to know what it means then BOOM 3 months later it’s part of your job description and you still don’t know what it means but it’s too late to ask

A guy tryna take off a girls bra and a girl tryna take off a guys watch is the same

Me trying to guess my work password this morning

You every became so clearly aware that you have some high school project online for the whole world to see but you don’t remember what’s it’s called or how to take it down

That’s a spicy

But I ask: why is baking soda

"Weather boy!" 😂 x.com/FreeMemesKids_…

Said on October 15: “Summer Friday’s are just the best”

Me to me: pls fix

I came up with a good idea. When you’re parking illegally just keep a violation envelope on your windshield so they don’t give you another one👍🏼

I saw a destroyed avocado on the sidewalk the other day and I’ve needed a break from avocado cuz it was gross lookin like in a wacky way I just need a moment

Kinda look like PA is smooching with middle jersey on this one

Interesting

I was todays year old when I realized NY teams are: le mets, le jets, le nets. I don’t follow sports.