What’s worse, checking the credit card balance after a long night out or checking the book the next morning knowing you didn’t hit shit?

No I’m not addicted to sports betting I’m fucking tenacious. I’m going to win soon

Yes my boy is nonchalant

Yankees let’s get some MRP in the Bronx today by 1:37 PM (estimated Stroman breakdown time)

On hour four of my 30 minute break. Give this one a try folks

Sometimes I wish I still vaped 💔Nothing much better than a fresh menthol vuse pod at 9 am

Is national gf day a good time to break no contact??

Honestly don’t remember the last time I was fully attentive when driving. I feel really guilty about it tbh. Lots of cyclists and runners out these days. I am on instagram and placing sports bets

Every girl I’ve ever kissed is getting a happy gf day text tonight

Rewatching my private story from the night before like I’m watching film. Gets me hype. Like I built this shit. Need to keep the fans satisfied

Keep judge on the IL and don’t get him more hurt in an attempt to salvage the rest of this embarrassment of a season. I am now a Brewers fan for the remainder of the season. Go Miz

I’ll leave this here and you can fill in my thoughts

The telepathy in this group is off the charts today

Currently 9th winging for the night. This is ending in one of two ways; I’m either texting my ex or texting my ex #theheartwantswhatitwants

Got offered a beer and said no thanks I have early work tomorrow #corporate

I listen on Spotify very strategically solely for my wrapped. I do not enjoy anything I listen to. I need to uphold this persona

???? #22

Teammates in high school used to tell me I had better Fortnite iq than baseball iq and I took that shit as a compliment what the hell was wrong with me

Message from my buddy new to the bv. Playing for the glory and not for the love of the game SMH #ItJustMeansMore

These days you have to watch what you say in a groupchat because you’ll get fucking screenshotted and shrunk before they even reply #staysafe