Jānis Dzenis (@dzinkstet) 's Twitter Profile
Jānis Dzenis

@dzinkstet

Grumpy and seasoned. Future heir to the Spanish throne (not that I’m in a hurry)

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calendar_today16-03-2009 09:19:35

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One more thing you need to know about shopping in Spain. Our local Hermès store in Marbella has a siesta from 2 to 3pm, because everyone deserves a good rest after a few hours of answering the same question: Is there a Birkin for me?

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I love it when The Economist has advice for everyone. This time it's about combating heatwaves, and here's a tip for those suffering: get people out of the sun and into the cool. This is the expertise I pay €30 a month for.

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DHL, like everyone else, confuses Latvia with Lithuania. My parcel was sent to Latvia, but when it arrived in Kaunas, Lithuania, it was marked 'arrived in destination country’🤦‍♀️

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Americans, could you please remind me if leaving a 15% tip at Starbucks is polite, or should I skip it altogether? Not for a shitstorm or anything, just asking.

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The funniest thing about my trip to the US is that all these memes are true. For example, valley girls talk & look exactly as I expected them to 🤡

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¡Qué guay! Todas las plataformas principales de e-commerce se convierten en plataformas de recaudación de fondos para los afectados por la DANA. Pero, e-travel, ¿dónde estáis?

¡Qué guay! Todas las plataformas principales de e-commerce se convierten en plataformas de recaudación de fondos para los afectados por la DANA. Pero, e-travel, ¿dónde estáis?
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I think I might have cracked Hermes’ code. Basically, they reissue horse gear and sell it to us, peasants, with a huge markup

I think I might have cracked Hermes’ code. Basically, they reissue horse gear and sell it to us, peasants, with a huge markup
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May 2026 brings something something HOCKEY 🏒 championship to Switzerland. I’ve read 3/6 books of #heatedrivalry still no actual hockey knowledge acquired (apart from hockey dick size). So which team are we choosing to irrationally crush on?

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My feed before HR: the far right screaming about the “last days of Europe” and the far left posting about Palestine. My feed after HR: Hudson and Connor. Only. I think it’s beautiful.