I am shocked that this many people are shocked that the pathological liar *shockingly* lied to them too 🤣

Haha I hope I’m wrong but he must not be familiar with Felix Hernandez’s entire Seattle career, we absolutely waste players career seasons 😭

The MLB is going to rig it so the Mariners can win, yeah okay 😂😂😂😂

This is why them CEOs wanted folks back into the office. They were missing their side pieces!

If your significant other was recently spotted at a Coldplay concert, email [email protected]

It’s tragically funny

God damn this explains why every where has gotten so damn musty, bunch of nasty asses don’t shower before going in public.

Are we sure that the “Gen Z state” everyone is talking about isn’t just the “ripped the Pen Griffey Jr in the parking lot before my shift started” stare 😂

Let’s go! Needed another corner infield bat!!

That “Dallas Cowboys have made Micah Parsons the highest paid non-QB” announcement going to hit hard next week 😂

The plan? Alienate your star 26 year old edge rusher to the point where he posts a thousand word notes app trade request on social media, only to give in right before the season and sign him to a slightly inflated deal

CAL RALEIGH FOR THE LEAD IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 8TH! HOME RUN NO. 43!

Hearing MVP chants and hitting a 3 run bomb for the lead must be so sick

BHen Reacted To MPJ Exactly How I Thought He Would 😆😆😆

Scream “BALL!” at the TV when they see a fumble