Happy Birthday to Glenn He’s a legend amongst men The lands top broadcaster You can say that again Rhymes and lyrics aside Glenn Davis is not only a top notch announcer but a top notch human being who exudes class and honesty. Happy Birthday Sir

#Jorge2024 I’m voting for Jorge because he can walk down stairs without falling. No seriously I’d vote for Jorge over the other two options

If she looks like this and looks at you like that even though you look like this, lock her down for life!

If you’re not picking up your woman like this so she can see the band better are you even in a relationship? #love The GasLight Anthem #music

Wedding itinerary in New Orleans is as follows: Tuesday night checkin Hotel Monteleone Wednesday morning brunch at two sisters. Wednesday night get married 💍 in a cemetery followed by dinner at Cornet Thursday lunch with a Marine buddy Friday morning check out #NOLA

Nicest thing we’ve been called in a while. I’ll take it #holditdown

The Houston Dynamo FC may have lost but here’s a win you can celebrate. I’m marrying the most beautiful woman in the world in about 45 minutes. Sitting here dipping snuff in nothing but some fur lined slippers. She’s been doing makeup for an hour. I’ll still be ready first.

Married

I see you marked yourself safe during the storm. I don't recall asking but that's cool. #LookAtMe

As I sit here getting eaten alive by mosquitoes I question the Lord. Like did Noah really need to put these tiny fucking flying vampires on that boat? For real.

Facts

I make my woman breakfast, pack her lunch, rub her feet and take care of her. But occasionally I whisper a reminder in her ear: "I may act like the housewife, but I'm also the one that'll die defending you. Now, turn around and let me smack them cheeks."

almost a month since we tied the knot and I married my "same star". We've had our bumps and will have bumps in the future but Communication is so important. Our two worst days as a couple we failed to communicate after the situation and it only got worse.

Happy Fathers Day to all the bed frames and box springs out there. You are the unsung hero’s of our paternity. You stay stiff when we can’t. You support when we wilt.

Sebas finally scored

I #VoteFerreira for Major League Soccer Player of the Matchday!

Just got an email from Joe Biden and the subject line was: “I’m running?” FFS

If you thought the episode titled “Where I’ve Been” from August 2023 was exciting just wait until I release “Where I’ve Been Dos” It’s gonna blow your mind.

If you received any messages or there were posts from this account between 9/3/2024 and right now it wasn’t me.