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Anyone dumb enough to think this matters will probably die from mixing cleaning products by the end of the year

There is no one in the game right now who would be making a mellow positivity anthem called "Everybody Is A Star" and decide the missing ingredient was ominous chicken boks.

Take your pick

Ruby Ridge would be a perfect drag name

For all the handwringing over AI misinformation the day is being won by old clips intentionally mislabeled and bad photoshop.

Diddy's legal team:

In other news, a local 36-year-old man is on the verge of owning the correct number of clothes.

One of the best dissenting crowd member jokes

TV was real good again for about 2-3 months

First 2 drinks don't count if you have anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

I don't think the Naked Gun trailer was good. Not that I think the movie is bad, I just haven't seen a good trailer for a comedy in years and this continues the trend.

One of my favorite subgenres is 70's songs that sound like skiing down a mountain of cocaine.

Flight got so delayed by weather they deboarded everyone with a transfer, and I got to say flying on a half empty plane is a lot more tolerable also I'm drunk

They're going to put on the best damn talent show this town has ever seen and save the rec center!