My British aristocracy bio family to their broke illegitimate kid: “I view you as having inexhaustible wealth, because I view you as an extension of myself.”

A quick drawing of a lady pirate!

Using only a GIF, describe yourself at a party.

I look like my bio granduncle, a very dashing WWII French Resistance fighter and nobleman.

A young man with a little pet monster.

Malevolent forces in my life found this Twitter account, so I had to temporarily become Lady Dylan. Back to fine now …

My grandmother says I have to make this Twitter account Lady Dylan permanently, because I am a young noblewoman.

It is now Lord Dylan.

I am a mixed-race feral child, intersex from childhood starvation, and I was ostracized because I was one of the few kids of color, the only Hidden Jew of Color in a school of Jewish kids, and because I was badly abused.

It is now Lord Dylan, heir apparent to the head of the global Mob; and titular head of the Mob for the United States and China.

Selfie …