The courts, big business, big law, academia have all caved to Trump. Among the major American institutions, only Tom Cruise holds strong

This came to me in a dream

The only two people who were able to make me root for Mark Zuckerberg politico.com/news/2025/08/2…

Finding out that Zohran and I are both incredibly entertained by magicians is very exciting to me

Our great Democratic governors! Kristi Whitman Sarah Hochler Irving Weltz Kevin Newman Charlotte Hensler KB Pretzler

We're out here ✨manifesting✨ for Trump

Arch Manning in the Manning family

Remember when facebook had to get rid of its news summations because they were "biased against the right?" Pepperidge Farm remembers

Can't wait for the dissent in a ridiculous 6-3 ruling

This is like a child seeing if they have magic powers after something they wanted appeared except the kid is the federal government and the magic powers are the ability to suppress the freedom of speech

If you think THAT'S awkard then boy do I have a photo for the WSJ

I’m not even joking this is why they pay people with disabilities less

Should've bet on Kimmel coming back before 9/30 instead of the Giants +5.5 last night

The craziest thing to me this football season is that an AI company is using an MF Doom track in their commercials

You know what's really interesting about every tylenol/autism study is that they say they control for a number of possible variables but never seem to check the parents for their scores on autism assessments

Me checking Patrick Mahomes' stat line

They sure were in control when they voted to put him in charge of the OMB

Ambassador to Instanbul (sic)

Football would be better if kickers' attempts could be the same as punts, but if they miss and go in or beyond the end zone, the other team starts at the 35 Imagine the 70 yard FG attempts

Tylenol airing a very nice commercial, but it would be way funnier if they just paid Tim Robinson to go, "IT DOESN'T CAUSE AUTISM. MY MOTHER NEVER TOOK TYLENOL AND I TURNED OUT LIKE THIS"