Local news never fails. #KCChiefs #Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom

I've never laughed harder in my life than when Chelsea Peretti was describing shoveling dirt into Pete Holmes laughing mouth. 😂⛏😵⚰

Some dogs leave paw prints on your heart. #RIPtimmy #NationalPetDay

Shoutout to Food Network for knowing where to go for bread in #Vegas. bit.ly/1N592HA

Looking forward to the return of Thomas Jack tomorrow. #Vegas needs more 🏝🏡

Watching @DILLONFRANCIS' Psycho Couch snaps.

We're sitting w/ Chris Santos for the next hour for a Reddit #AMA. Have a question for Chef? bit.ly/1R0sccQ

Marquee House Party just hit 250k listeners on #Pandora! 🎉🎉🎉 pdora.co/2cAkBZE

Might be a little behind, but here's my first blog post. x.com/marqueelv/stat…

This salesperson is one step away from filing a missing persons report on me.

When you're being interviewed for a job way out of your league. (#ElizabethWarren #BetsyDeVos) youtube.com/watch?v=_mgIFj…

Is it just me or is the #FLOTUS documenting her trip to the Middle East on a Gameboy Camera?

Mexican with Mom. 🌶🌮

.John McCain right now. #SkinnyRepeal

Highly recommend.

This is what it feels like when your privacy is broken. #ZuckUnderOath