When I’m a parent I’m gonna make my kids stand in the queue in Tesco , hide behind an aisle and watch them panic once they get close to the front

“You reply faaaast” First of all, I want you to carry my kids

My mates gassing my insta post even tho it’s clapped

Who is more bait? (Trying to prove a point)

The guy who picked him up quick is a real bro

Being single is all fun and games until you are excited about something that’s happened to you and you have no one to tell 🙂

Why are all these restaurant chains sending me Valentine’s Day promos. Do they not know I’m single af 😂

Love going to the gym on Valentine’s Day. It’s always empty 😏

How did this guy recognise me from twitter at this event I went to the other day. I’ve been lowkey for years 😭

My Dad said it’s weird seeing our gen wear baggy jeans now 😂

Six years ago today, Man Utd did THIS in Paris. "Mountains are there to be climbed.." 🥹❤️ [Via UtdKev]

Hey guys

I’ve been so inactive on this app. It fell off fr

Brooooooo, You better panic and move fast. A man who was 25 years old in 2000 is now 50 years old.

Marcus Rashford talks about Man United from the heart, completely unfiltered. You can see how much it pains him that the club wasn’t run properly. [The Rest Is Football]

Spending my Saturday night in bed early. Who am I

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Asian parent's logic to health problems: "I got a stomach ache" "it's because you're always on your phone"