Follow up: asked for dos cafes con leche this am.

Sports talk with AKRISONE 🇨🇦 🇺🇦

“How was your vacation?” “Great - thanks for asking”

Went to Walmart for chocolate milk. Came home with this

Scott mansplained the leafs schedule to our waitress so extra spit for him.

we go now to Conservative Party headquarters

“What a fuckin jam” - me re: Gasolina after three draught beers

Once again questioning why I married for love and not money 😭

This and ignoring Scott for 3-4 hours

the safari look I want vs the likely outcome

Out of office set until August 11th✌️

The check-in process for flights should be done exclusively on the big screen. I don’t care what Scott says.

I just feel like if you won last year you should be disqualified from winning again the following year

Am I in hell?

targeted ads got me… I just spent $50 on pickles

a big chunk of my Xmas has been breaking the news to my MIL that the videos she loves are AI.

love a sport

(the drink tastes like cigarettes)

buy a chicken shredder

I am having a good time