Drying machines shouldn't have these metal barrels inside, they should use a noiseless material where all your buttons and zippers don't clink and clang against it.

Remember when Shakira said, “I want to raise my boys not to be ashamed of themselves” and everyone treated her like the idiot of the day? That’s why the Democrats lost

When evil is depicted in media—simply SHOWN—the masses interpret it as an endorsement. Recall, for example, the critical discourse around the TV antihero golden age of the 2000's and 2010's that brought us dramas like The Sapronos, Breaking Bad, and Mad Men. I remember

“It’s called being a decent f*cking human being” -the worst person you’ve ever met in your life

Genius songwriting to start off the great american songbook classic "I Like to Recognize the Tune": "Some funny folks like to shoot off rockets, others like to pick your pockets. Some of them kill when they feel the urge, others go in for perjury" Hilarious

The renaming of the Gulf removes national association and neutralizes it as a territory shared by the continent's namesake, not any one country. Feels accurate and correct.

We've all heard the praise that books engage our imaginations, while movies do all the work for us by providing every detail of a story to our senses. Listening to sports on the radio brings a pleasure along the same logic, and no one gets the job done quite like Kevin Calabro.

The Snow White controversy acts as a tempurture check for a very stale culture war. The substance of the debates are less interesting than the sheer measure of froth protruding from each mouth.

When Portland gets its south waterfront baseball arena, I want to be the one whose job it is to retrieve the baseballs floating on the Willamette.

There are two great albums of 2025 so far. Sinister Grift and Eusexua.

James Mangold should just stick to the superhero movies. I don't like American history getting played with like this.

Tanking's for chumps. Just watch Deni Avdija crush the Raptors tonight and quit whining into a microphone about it.

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If a manic impulse puts you in a better spot, then thank God for manic impulses.

Sometimes you have to think like Nikolai Gogol.

Wes Anderson just has way too much money now.

Since watching Michael Mann's Ferrari, I see tragedy hanging over the beauty of those automobiles. Sidenote, I'd like Mann to return to his favorite color, blue, for his next feature film.

We must do our best to imitate nature.

This is such a special demo. He's presenting a song for the first time to The Beach Boys, and by the bridge they're losing their minds. youtube.com/watch?v=V0juu9…