I am so fucking pissed at the messenger dude somebody oughta shoot that guy

I’m going through things you can’t even find on reddit

me trying not to spend $150 on a new hobby I started 30 minutes ago

Getting a physical tomorrow for the first time since before I went to college. Do they still fondle your balls at age 24?

They’re fucking movies. Take a chance on something new. Get out of your comfort zone. These films didn’t spawn out of nowhere. They got made. Maybe marketing didn’t get to you but hey there’s new things. Do your research. Watch trailers. See a goddamn movie.

i don't know what "wuthering" even means and at this point i'm afraid to ask

The kind of movies you see on HBO Max under the "important black voices" section during black history month

I just want to apologize to all the people i called old at 30 when i was 15

bonding over music is one of my favourite forms of intimacy.

If he had a bottle and a section she would be going

forever in a rush to get home, and do nothing, but lay down.

White people be like my dog’s ex wife is coming over

the shit that happens the second it’s my turn to be an adult

-Life of a millenial -Recession at the age of graduation -Pandemic at the age of independence -AI layoffs at the age of career growth -Housing crisis at the age of home ownership

white people be like i met my dog on hinge

It sucks we are always thinking about money instead of just appreciating being alive.

Can we please stop gambling on everything? It’s so morally hollow and I’m fucking tried of seeing gambling ads every time I open my eyes

First look at Woody’s balding ass head in ‘TOY STORY 5’