I saw Garth on his TV special the first time. No one had ever heard of him (except his hometown where they call him “Garth”). He smashed a guitar and swung on a rope in the stadium. He later blew up with the release of Two Piña Coladas, but deep down I know I discovered him 1st.

Turnpike was life changing last night

Elon Musk could have funded my Kickstarter for $5 billion but he bought Twitter instead.

Well I wish I was at Bergstrom, mmhmm, At the 🌶 Chili’s To Go™️ bar, drinking Straw-Eddy Rita’s™️

This is going to attract a lot of haters, but I got a record deal. Only $8.99 but it’s still legit.

Man, what if Turnpike really gets back together to play more shows?

Lotta you people forgot that Zach Bryan was an original member of Turnpike.

Elon spent $44 Billion on Twitter. He could have funded my Kickstarter and had enough to give all 44 billion people on earth a billion dollars. Let that sink in.

Now do golf carts at LJT.

We are going to be a little late to the Chili’s open mic in McKinney today.

Anyone remember that Texas Country song that said: “one, two, three, four, five, six shots of Jack Daniels whiskey, then I follow it up with two Lone Star bee-eeers”?

Moving to Austin (technically Goldthwaite) to pursue music full time.

Looks like we driving in reverse to the opening gig in OKC tonight. #reverseturnpiketroubadours

Due to some last minute issues with double booking and non-booking, I need to fill three $1000 gigs every weekend in July. Thanks for any leads!

Playing two sets tonight next door to each other.

Thanks to everyone who pre-saved my new single “Honky Tonk Bedonkulars”

What’s your favorite concert of all time at a Chili’s happy hour?

What songwriter do all the songwriter’s songwriters listen to?

Cross Canadian Ragweed.