*7yr old son is banging on the dinning room table Me: Luke, stop banging on the table. 7yr: But it’s a sick beat! Me: No buddy, it’s just annoying. 7yr: Cap

I’m ready

Beck’s long ball is complete ass

Yikes

My wallet wants Nebraska to cover. My heart wants Nebraska to lose.

Raiola is on pace to be sacked 197 times this season

Carson Beck when I put US currency on him

This dude must be Nostradamus because he called this one perfectly.

Alright, my parlays are busted because of Miami and Beck’s refusal to throw to anyone besides Louisville players. Guess that means those Neb bets are worthless, so in that case…. Let’s go Gophers!!!

Legend has it that Dylan Raiola is still out on the field taking sacks.

The only bad thing about Nebraska losing tonight is that we all know PJ Fleck is going to do another face down, shoes off crowd surfing nonsense.

Shohei Ohtani had more home runs tonight than Nebraska had scoring drives.

Give me your score predictions for the Iowa Penn St game today

*clears throat Go Hawks!!!