I was looking for news from people who I follow in Dubai and was wondering why they haven't been posting about the war and found out today that they're arresting people who have uploaded drone and bomb footage and people who commented, WTH?

Finally realized that I'm not the only member of the mile high solo club

Bride, "Liar, liar, pants on fire!" Juniper, "I am not a liar, I'm a philosopher. "

The best part about the Afroman case today was his only witness was the Sheriff's ex wife.

I have a feeling that our current leadership hasn't watched enough Terminator

ポルターガイストどっきりちょっと面白い

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

That was pretty cool.

I've worked with a lot of enlisted folk who joined the military to escape from trauma, bad situation or to find a sense of freedom, once you put the pieces back together and they identify as their own person, it makes for a strong Sailor.

It’s also #FirstContactDay! It’s the day where a certain Princess made first contact.

Looking at my electric bill, anyone got any of those renewables?

A jar of Nutella was seen floating through the Orion spacecraft approximately 4 minutes before the Artemis II crew made history as they passed the Apollo 13 distance record from 1970 of 248,655 miles from Earth on Monday.

You know, my biggest fear is an old man close to death with his hand hovering over the big red button.

Something that always brings up an internal giggle, going to the recycling center and seeing a sweet little old lady climbing the stairs to the glass recycling and dumping out a milk crate full of half gallon hard liquor bottles.

Every space station needs a good gorilla suit.

May the fourth be with you

Dress like AI Slop so no one will believe the cameras.

A man with no working truck convinced Wall Street he had built the next Tesla. His company hit $30 BILLION. All he did was push it down a hill with no engine. > Trevor Milton founded Nikola in 2014, named after the same inventor as Tesla. > The goal was to build hydrogen