Every day a new sentence that never existed

"Our right backs a nonce" 😂😂😂

Whimsy goes a long way with the right people

Just ask women. Men don't go on dates with folks they aren't interested in.

Barca gotta pay up or return my LAMBO with no scratches

Top reds and bitter utd fans said he’s gonna be rotting on the bench 😭😭

Wayne Rooney. Marcus Rashford. Bruno Fernades. Football players that I love so much.

The goof who sat by the door - Atlanta season 4 episode 8

Locs and tattoos combo 🫶🏽

My mother is a good woman. Being raised by her tricked me into believing that this is how normal women behaved. I was in for a rude awakening as an adult.

I like pda so much if it was up to me, shawty would be sitting on my lap at the steakhouse

Idk you guys I’m still asking what’s a goon to a goblin all these years later

I watched him grow up man, its crazy

Bro went from “since Wayne Rooney” to “Since Lionel Messi” haters I know you’re suffering!

Hold.

We were there when Vardy was chasing Van Nilstelrooy’s record. We wanted to see how far they keep up their improbable title charge. We were there when Hazard ended Spurs title hopes and Vardy had a party Following the title race is normal, you’re just unfamiliar with these ends.

they attacked him for this goal btw

Good morning 😃