My thoughts go out to all the Patils who are gonna get surname profiled because Patels can't stop scamming people

I've used em-dashes my whole life — they add rhythm and grace to writing. But now they're an AI tell. Can we get a grandfather clause for those of us who were fluent in em-dashes before ChatGPT launched in November 2022?

Sitting against the sun early in the day outside mara cafe with a smudge free screen, an americano, and a little piece of chocolate 😌😌

It was just an inchident

My Spotify ‘Liked Songs’ playlist is just a sedimentary rock formation of my mental health over the years

Every time I have a three-day weekend, I am reminded of how much more balanced my life would feel with consistent three-day weekends.