“If they can cheat on Megan Thee Stallion, who are you?” Omo I am me oh. Na you come sabi who you be.

Never

I think police should normalize arresting men that pee on the road.

salary drop and i just sad, no be wetin i worth be this.

Today should have been Friday.

BREAKING!!!! Armed Bandit are currently operating and killing student at Eda community in Ekiti state. 💔😭

You will go back to your old self omo ake

does anyone know how to get the light back into my eyes

Losing my pen cap is worse than losing the whole pen.

I wholeheartedly believe that littering is a sign of low IQ

Nobody beg pass Cardiothoracic specialists😭 "The first surgery carried out ever was a Cardiothoracic surgery, come and join us" 😂

NO I don’t want to have to work 3 jobs + free lancing to be able to live comfortably. I want to work ONE job that carters to all my needs!

These tomatoes aka "Ata Esha" increases your chances of having Liver Cancer. Don't eat. Throw away Those white things are Fungi.

He’s basically telling his members the truth but somehow they still won’t understand

A House Officer in AEFUTHA was brutaly assaulted yesterday by a nurse. Kindly look into this matter. Dr Mohammad Usman Suleiman Nigerian Doctor Federal Ministry of Health, NIGERIA

The decisions I said I would make after housejob have come to meet me infront now and I’m crashing out so bad

I really can’t stand people with zero sense of urgency. like move!! Stand up!! Be snappy!! don't be slow omg😭

The art of not explaining

Instead of me to complain everyday,I go dey pile ham for you then one random Thursday,you go wake up see say I don block you.

If you can't finish a whole Avocado in one meal you have no business cutting it open