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☀️𝐎𝐮𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐭 𝐔𝐧𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝: 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫-𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭☀️

If you come with me on an expedition, and you 𝖉𝖔𝖓’𝖙 𝖈𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖞 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝖜𝖍𝖎𝖒, you can expect to see this just after the second boss is defeated, and to spend the next few hours 𝖌𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖌𝖚𝖙𝖘 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖉! Understood?

𝐏𝐎𝐕: You looked out for your healer during the Raid, now she is ready to return the favour 💞

Abso-fucking-lutely~

𝐍𝐞̀𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞❜𝐬 perception isn't quite that high. She clearly can't SEE the reason why everyone is so keen to recruit her into their party. Doesn't mean you can't SHOW her why with hours upon hours of rigorous 𝐁𝐄𝐃-𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆.

You have been 𝑪𝑼𝑹𝑺𝑬𝑫... [𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧] [𝐑𝐚𝐜𝐞: 𝐁𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲] [𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲:🐰𝑩𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒚 𝑩𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉🐰] [𝐃𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐭] 𝐓𝐢𝐩: Make sure to use 'Identify' before equipping any random piece of gear you've just found.

This whole Bunny Transformation thing is doing numbers on my head.... Which means YOU should be using me like an unspeaking, desperate squat-sucking Bunny~

𝑷𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 the Inn-Keeper....

❞𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒔...𝑰❜𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒌...❞ The same excuse as before. Maybe she is telling the truth this time.

Becoming a [𝐁𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲] has resulted in Nèmara becoming fifty times as susceptible to failing her Wisdom saving throws, if someone is 𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 she slurp their balls dry..... Perhaps a unique [𝐑𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭]? Regardless, she won't say NO to you 💋

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“ Come, Nightfarer. Offer yourself as tribute and I shall decide your reward justly. 💛 ” ( 💛 + 🔁 + 🖼️ ) EX & up = DM Access. ( Reposting cuz censors are stupid >:[ )

How do you handle an 𝑺+𝑹𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝑨𝒅𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒓? Easily. Score a 𝗖𝗥𝗜𝗧 on her womb and make her a mother....

Time to play a game with the paladin! Any and all can participate!

❞𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒊𝒓~ 𝑰❜𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒘𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒌. 𝑬𝒏𝒋𝒐𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒚.❞ Hopefully her party doesn't find out about her side-gig. Policy dictates she CANNOT refuse them service.

Farming a bunch of [𝐋𝐕𝐋 𝟏 𝐂𝐨𝐰𝐬], and not realising they were in fact OWNED by an NPC? Nèmara will have to make up for it, one way or another....

Your girlfriend has been missing for weeks? Wonder where she could have gone off to..... Seems she was stuck in a cave right under your own home! Being bred by the horny goblin for hours on end!

You all know you want to~ <3