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Kyle Walker's own goal marks the first time a Premier League season started with an own goal.

Completely forgot that I have a twitter

Would've been real useful to help me bitch about shit while I was in korea

I've had this sling on for only a week and I'm already going crazy

Taking a shower, only being able to use one arm, is one of the most interestingly difficult things I've ever done

Getting this road trip started! Florida here we come

👀 Kalle Kossila goes top shelf lacrosse-style for this #SCtop10 goal. es.pn/2jLjGsY

The good news is, I'm back in Florida. The bad news is, I'm in middle of nowhere palm city

This shit fucking ITCHES

Being told my call is important to a company has never made me feel like my call is important

Holy shit. Jones with the classic Randy Moss toe-in

Pick 6 oolala

OH MAH LAWD. JULIO JONES IS NOT HUMAN

I didn't doubt that the Patriots were going to win going into OT. But the NFL's OT rules are horrible.

People who pour milk in the bowl before cereal are fucking weird

The word llama looks like a llama

If life has taught me anything, it's that words mean absolute jack shit and actions mean everything.

At work for the fight. Someone snap me a play by play

As much as I dislike the Patriots...are people really trying to call this a catch?