mothers are insane, they’ll come into your bedroom exhibit mental illness then just leave

Koi meri jhuthi kasam kha kr mera khel khatam krdo yaar

"you either love Bombay or you haven't stayed in Bombay" Bombay is my toxic girlfriend that i'm dying to leave but i know i won't like it anywhere else

maybe if isr*el stfu and stopped attacking other countries they wouldn't have to prepare for retaliatory attacks

got dinner with two of my guy friends and i said we're going as a throuple and the boys really came through and throupled it up

today i listened to the news on my way home instead of music for the first time in my entire life

rest in peace paglu 🤞🏾

“fatherless behavior” no i have one, i’m exactly like him

what is the father's day equivalent for "my tits were in your mouth so wish me a mother's day"

my retirement plan

becoming oomfs on multiple platforms is a big step in a oomflationship

fuck I need to get a tattoo

damn this crush i have on you is kind of giving me brain damage

who allowed this cucks to eat naan with rice like it's sabji roti stop it please

the worst part about being a fresher is that while i hate my department and the people i work with, i'm stuck here for the next three years

Seedhe Maut

you ever been so done you started encouraging them to date someone else

It’s my friends first corporate job 🤣