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@duckinfickhead

Relax, folks, pretty much everything I tweet ought to be taken with a touch of levity. Don't be so serious. Lighten up, Karen.

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calendar_today02-09-2020 19:11:30

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Chuck Norris didn't die. He killed "Death" and took over his job. So, from now on. "Death" is not stocking you... it's Chuck coming to reap your soul. #RIPChuckNorris

Chuck Norris didn't die. He killed "Death" and took over his job. So, from now on. "Death" is not stocking you... it's Chuck coming to reap your soul.

#RIPChuckNorris
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My fucking God, people. Players should not need to Google everything on this fucking game to figure it out! I shouldn't have to watch your paid streamer's content. Or read a stupid walk through just to play a damn game on my own. How the fuck?! Crimson Desert

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How the fuck does one have virtually unlimited money at their disposal and still walk around dressed like a homeless crackhead at a job interview? #AEWDynamite

How the fuck does one have virtually unlimited money at their disposal and still walk around dressed like a homeless crackhead at a job interview?

#AEWDynamite
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.General Mills Did y'all think we just weren't smart enough to notice how your cereal boxes are far narrower than they used to be, so there's less cereal in it, but y'all still charge more for it?

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Off Topic question for you, Jim Cornette, Have you been following the "Artemis II" mission? If so, what are your thoughts on it? And What do you remember (as a 9~10 year old at the time) of the Apollo program? The Great Brian Last #CornyDriveThru

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Ladies ... when your man decides to buy himself something. Don't focus on the Total... notice the Total Savings when he got the item on Sale and realize it was a great deal he couldn't pass up for something he wanted. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Ladies ... when your man decides to buy himself something. Don't focus on the Total... notice the Total Savings when he got the item on Sale and realize it was a great deal he couldn't pass up for something he wanted. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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I love #RDR2... My wife could care less about video games I overheard the audiobook, and I recognized the voice of the narrator immediately. Completely independent of one another/she didn't know he's Arthur... she's listening to "The Searcher" narrated by Roger Clark. lol

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I suppose it only makes sense that Pete Hegseth would mistake #PulpFiction for Scripture when the dumbfuck MAGA't Cult mistakes #MeinKampf for #TheBible πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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61 min of Entrances and 97 min of action on a 4 hr program, and y'all expect people to buy tickets to this shit to see it Live? Travel, traffic, parking, getting into the building... (reverse process afterward) ... fuck that. I'll keep my fast-forward button. #WrestleMania

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.U.S. Bank Stadium @wwe TKO #SummerSlam Example: Section V1, Row 2, Seat 7 = $1,675 Section V1, Row 3, Seat 7 = $1,091 1st, WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO EXPENSIVE?! and 2nd, Why the fuck is it $580 cheaper to sit right behind the more expensive seat?! πŸ–•Fuck You, TicketmasterπŸ–•

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Why do I always see danawhite standing behind politicians like some super-fan mark who buys a front row ticket to every WWE event? Compared to the Top 1%... you're a peasant just like the rest of us, Dana! They don't give a fuck about you either. You're just a cheerleader.