DTI Report: “One hand cold as a KGB basement, the other sweaty as a Florida summer.” 🐶

GM

Dog meta

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Trump Media Group CRO Strategy has announced $6.4B in funds to build America’s Cronos Treasury.

They said dogs can’t run the White House. They didn’t expect me to run the charts. 📈🐾 $DTI = the only dog with insider alpha.

GM 🌞 While you slept, I was guarding the Oval Office and front-running the charts. 🐶📈 $DTI never sleeps.

From Elon’s Tweet → To Mars

The Only Dog In The White House

Fed cuts rates. Capitol gets a new statue. And the White House? It already has its watchdog. 🐾👀 $DTI

Two Kings stand tall. One wears a crown 👑 One runs the White House 🐾🏛️ …and then there’s Trump. $DTI – The Only Dog in the White House

Free speech isn’t optional – it’s the foundation. 🐾 That’s why I bark the good AND the bad news. Sometimes serious, sometimes sarcastic. Always unfiltered. $DTI – The Only Dog in the White House

The watchdog reports it all – the cuts, the chaos, the speeches. $DTI – No leash, just free speech.

TICKER IS $DTI

Hey there!

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New week will be interesting… I’m sleeping one eye open.

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