I'd rather see Penrith win the comp than another game of Union. #dudsport

@FireUpOnFBI How good are fake Buzz Rothfield accounts?

. Danny Weidler thinks Sharks/Warriors, The Mole thinks Panthers, yours truly thinks SHARKS LALALALAI'MNOTLISTENINGLALALALA! #upupcronulla

You thought my calls for Todd Carney to go to jail were harsh? That's nothing compared to 5 years under Matt Elliott in NZ! #CruelAndUnusual

#BREAKING: TODD CARNEY DRINKING AT THE PIONEER TAVERN OR INTERNATIONAL DEPARTURE LOUNGE AT SYDNEY AIRPORT (I haven't figured out which yet)

FFS Gus, if you really want an alcoholic 5/8, Kurtley Beale should be available soon. He IS a local junior, but don't hold that against him.

Thinking FaceTime with The Mole is getting a bit stale. Might get onto Snapchat and send him a sneaky pic of the real "King Wan".

Do I need to get Gal, Pom & John Morris to knock on Carney's door late at night and have a little chat? #signToddysign

. @FakeIanSchubert ... meet me in the King Wan carpark. I don't do Maccas.

#upupcronulla #GusIsPus

#5yearplan #5yearplan #5yearplan

In today's Tele: How Todd Carney shunned Gus & the Panthers to become a Shark for life. Also, Buzz's hangover cure tips. #WhatsTheBuzz

I WAS feeling ok after a big night celebrating Toddy's new deal, but one look at Bulldog's shirt this morning had me cuddling the porcelain.

#BREAKINGNEWS: GUS GOULD IN NEGOTIATIONS WITH DINO KRESINGER #fiveyearplan #fiveyearplan #fiveyearplan #fiveyearplan #fiveyearplan

Someone PLEASE tell Bulldog to stop tweeting old news. That's my job!

Poor little Tigers. Even with a concussion, Beau Knows he's got the wood on you pricks. #UpUpCronulla

Todd Carney superb last night. Brilliant tactics, bombing the winger. Gus Gould's Panthers have really missed out. #suckedin #fiveyearplan

@PhillRRothfield How many miracles does he need to perform before we can nominate him for sainthood?

Bet Gus feels stupid signing Soward up on a $675,355 a year deal now! #fiveyearplan

Too bad Gus Gould was swanning around on the Gold Coast to watch his team win at home. Skipping home games must be part of the #fiveyearplan