alright we’re kind of liking the new website color scheme, not gonna lie…now put an arrowsun on it

executives excuse my potty mouth. Shut the [EARSPLITTING SUN NOISE] up #blaseball

does anybody smell fish 🤔

WHY ARE THERE SHARKS

hey the seattle garages you sharks. you’re getting sued. you are welcome xoxo

↗️ DARK SEATTLE CORPORATES ↗️

To: All Staff The following SHARKS who broke into the DEBT Tower yesterday are NOT to be allowed into the DEBT Tower under any circumstances.

ATTENTION. If you see these sitting in the printer THROW THEM OUT. someone hacked our printer again. long swords are for throwing at the sun not your coworkers

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Dear Valued Employees, Please disregard the eldritch sounds and violent quaking emanating from the long boarded up section of innocuous wall behind the Karen's, as curiosity may cause productivity to decrease. And nobody wants that.

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