You mean the weird dude who has no bank account or home he pays for, did that very weird “adoption”, and is also third in line for the Presidency—doesn’t want the Epstein Files released?

How do I put this nicely... No amount of fiddling with it is going to make it better. You have a fundamental problem at the core of it. In order to fix it, you have to discard the idea in its entirety.

i wake up. something’s wrong with the clock on the wall. the numbers are jumbled. my hands aren’t right. i tell my wife. she responds: “that’s not just an observation—it’s a powerful insight.” i scream.

How do you do, fellow heavy metal enthusiasts!?

An American original who loved his country as much as his music.

Since you don’t want to hear that Biden releasing the Epstein files during his term would’ve looked like weaponizing the DOJ against Trump, here’s an answer you might…and I say this gently…grudgingly accept: Under Biden, the DOJ was literally prosecuting Ghislaine Maxwell

You know that scene in an action movie when the bad guy runs through the kitchen of a restaurant and pulls down all the pots and pans behind him to slow down his pursuers? We're in that part of the Trump presidency.

Super kind of Biden to fake a bunch of documents about Trump banging kids and then not release them Very cool of him thanks Joe

Us writing about this story in early June when it hit the docket and every major news org writing about it as if it’s new today because SDNY finally put out a press release is the stuff is that worries me about the future of journalism.

🚨🚨🚨 Watch Jeffrey Epstein plead his Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights when asked if he and Donald Trump socialized with females under the age of 18 during a 2010 deposition: Q: Have you ever had a personal relationship with Donald Trump? A. What do you mean by "personal

Parents in the '80s: Let's just give our 8-year-old a key so he can let himself in after school. Parents in 2025: My 18-year-old cannot possibly manage the responsibility of having keys.

In perhaps the most baffling and most dark day in American intelligence History. The US Director of National Intelligence sourced fake intel from the GRUs Internet Research Agency during a press conference at the White House.

It's a really lucky break for the President that right after two major stories tying him to Jeffery Epstein he discovered Obama committed treason

It's amazing that we have video of Epstein pleading the fifth on him and Trump socializing "in the presence of females under the age of 18" and it was never used during the 2016, 2020, or 2024 elections

Hello, DNI Tulsi Gabbard. Here are your comments about President Trump prior to the 2020 election. I only have one question, if you please. Were you lying then, or are you lying now?

Whether it's Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard from a hotdog vendor or Donald Trump asking for a happy ending from an underage sex slave masseuse, both presidents made some provocative requests. July 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM

The U.S. House of Representatives has shut down and fled over Trump/Epstein.

scoop: Gannett is offering buyouts to its staff, per email just now from CEO Mike Reed. "...We need to adjust our organization to efficiently meet the needs of our business today...as we continue to use A.I. and leverage automation to realize efficiencies."

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

Gawker should return just to publish an obit