My whole timeline to Mox at the moment:

Well, fuck. Okada's new theme is hot fucking garbage. If we bully AEW and Tony Khan, will they change it back like they did Mina's?

You know, John was the one who insisted he return as part of the retirement tour.

I've seen multiple people, smart people, ask why Hangman putting MJF through a table wasn't a DQ. Am I going crazy? When was that ever a rule in AEW? Come to think of it, when was the last time that was established in any wrestling company? Sure as hell wasn't in New Japan.

This is a serious question. Do people think music doesn't exist if they don't hear it on the radio or see it in their Spotify recommendations?

I fucking love Don Callis' Peggy Hill-level Spanish.

"Roku's Basilisk II: This Time It's Christian"

By some miracle, this is the real soundtrack to a real show on HBO. Staring John Cena. There is a special place in Valhalla for James Gunn. Sitting beside Dio, Lemmy, and that lady from Heavy Metal Parking Lot who wanted to bang Rob Halford.

WWE has an event called "Invasion" on Oct 7 and Israel loses its shit. Meanwhile, New Japan Pro Wrestling runs their annual "Destruction" tour every September and thus has run multiple events titled "Destruction in Hiroshima." Some countries are just built different.

I've read some of the replies, and if I have this correct (please don't correct me if I'm wrong, I don't wanna get even madder), these people believe the deep state lizard people are weak against the color blue, like they're the fucking Green Lantern.

If your ideal antifascist is VIGILANTE, logging off isn't enough. I need you to throw your phone in a blender.

Chuck Taylor's influence continues to elevate the great sport of professional wrestling

In hindsight, I wasn't nearly mean enough to AIRGold for claiming the knee and ankle were LIGAMENTS. idontbelievethatmanseverbeentomedicalschool.gif

If I live to be 1,000, I'll never understand why Page got separated from the Dark Order after winning his first world title. It felt like a betrayal of people's emotional investment.

This is funny as shit because the subtext is "fuck me, that guy never gave anyone a damn thing while he was here!" And this is true, he famously hates giving people wrestling advice.

OK, now I'm ACTUALLY worried about the state of American pro wrestling.