I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally, Delvin just gave me a job in Markarth

. ❝𝐁𝐲 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐈𝐬 𝐒𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐧. . . 𝐓𝐨 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐲.❞ .

Wait. Guys. I got it. My last name should be Septims, so it's like, Robin Septims, like I'm robbing– I'm robbin', like, Robin, and Septims, like the money, you know, and the Septims, were like, dragonborns too, and– and I'm the dragonborn, so like Septim, but also a thief, and—

today i will impart the greatest skyrim knowledge to you

imagine being gay in skyrim and you gotta bottom after eating a cheese wheel, 2 raw skeever hides and a flagon of wine

need this mirror ❤️‍🔥🔪

I’m the hottest bitch on this carriage ride to the executioners block in helgen.

They should invent kitchen knifes that don’t whisper things to you

Wtf did the courier just hand me bro

god still hasn't smited me for my hubris, so my work is unfinished

It's 2014... Time to slay the dragons dick