Dissertation defended ✅ Post doc acquired ✅ Although I may not officially be a grad student for much longer, I promise to still be drunk for both my own benefit and yours as well. #drunkpostdoc

me trying to do literally anything in the past three weeks

[Text] UNKNOWN NUMBER: Hey, you busy? ME: Nope, still in lockdown. Who’s this? *Rips off mask* DUOLINGO OWL: I fucking knew it! Learn Spanish you piece of shit.

Venmo me $10 and I will go to the publication announcement tweet of one of your rivals and reply “not your best work :/“

I hate when ppl email back too quickly. i just ticked that off my todo list, now i gotta add this to the list again

#PhD #phdlife #phdmemes #phdchat #phdforum #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter #academia #research

An ordinary academic day #AcademicTwitter #phdlife #phdchat PhD Voice - Independently Run OpenAcademics Academic Chatter™

Ok, I hope no one gets upset at this. But I had a few drinks and wrote a PNAS paper. There are typos and formatting issues, obviously. It's pretty amazing to have discovered this though, right? Full paper here: billchopik.files.wordpress.com/2022/10/what_i…

For New Scientist -

#Eclipse phdcomics.com/comics.php?f=1…

Basically.

*checks email* *responds to email* *repeats for literally ever*

Completing your Dissertation while on the Job Market: A tale of haha yeah right idk what the hell I’m doing plz either help me or kill me.

It’s funny because it’s true #phd #phdlife #gradschool #gradschoolproblems #student #AcademicTwitter

#fallchic

prepping visual responses for the most commonly asked questions in my life, like "whats grad school like?" or "what are you up to today?"

#happiness

Drunk Professor Hi Drunk Professor! You do a fine job of bringing out the comical side of #gradschool. Last month, in our own effort to spread some cheer, we put together a list of 27 Hilarious academics on Twitter. And we've featured you on that list! Do have a look 🙂 ow.ly/GR2x30iMwlm